Friday, December 26, 2008

MAN v/s MACHINE...........ya right


i've always loved movies where flexes his muscles with a blank face saying "i'll be back".........yes , i'm a hardcore science fiction fan........almost all these movies talk abt the machines/robots/artificial intelligence taking over humans. and the world........the idea wud scare many of them

Really ???? ok fine........lets say they really take over every goddamn thing on this planet........which is already screwed up in some way or the other.........what next..........why do they need all these things..........if i were to take over the world this wud be my priority list

  1. having all the latest gadgets
  2. super computers
  3. food
  4. hot women [yes,i'm human too u know]
  5. super fast cars and bikes
thats it for now but this is my top 5 and as u can see the AI don't need any of these things

now lets see if they want anything from list
  1. they r already made of latest gadgets [maybe even with an inbuilt iPOD]
  2. they R the super computers
  3. obviously not
  4. give me a break
  5. to impress chicks???? coz thats y i need them
wen they don't need any of these things , y wud they want to take over the world..........so that they can tell their grand robots one day "wen we were young we fought for our freedom but u robots nowadays r so irresponsible" .............NO.....this ain't gonna happen..

i really love uploading a picture to every one of my blog............but i wont do it this time ......this is to pay respects to all those idiots out there who still believe there will be an attack on this world by computers and they will be the next jack connors who will lead the humans to victory............so SCREW all of u and have a wonderful
super-computer-taking-over-the-world-free-2009.......



P.S.....even if the world is taken over by someone.........its not the computers.........IT'S MEPLAY TERMINATOR THEME MUSIC IN UR HEAD AND U WILL GET THE REAL FEEL TO THIS FOTO

Monday, December 15, 2008

My Latest GiZmo.......



YUP.............this is it.......the one i was waiting for........A Marshall Amplifier.........with a power to send music lovers into a heaven and my neighbours into hell.......An overdrive that can make ur nerves stand up..............and a budget that made my dad faint..............5000 bucks..........had been saving for the last 3 months ................the next gadget update on this blog will be an ibanez guitar...........keep watching this space for more info.............

Monday, December 8, 2008

The Music Called "Life"

Many ppl out there consider their life as musical........consistently playing a happy tune and there is always a danger music to warn them.......But my notes r different.....i guess many ppl feel that way too but this is my blog and i can write anything........i mean my story is different.......i'm so immersed in the current note , i fail to see whats coming ahead.........but i guess thats the most funny and ironic parts of my life.........

Music is the only reason y i believe that there might be a god.......I dont know how many times it has made me cry,dance......or just relax...........There is always a tune playin in the back of my head and trust me.......that playlist is huge........

I suffer from a heavy dose of road rage.......thats y i listen to music wen i drive......i just fail to see all those maniacs around me doing crazy things wen a song is being played......

Music is my shrink...........i visit him every day........u cant find a better one than him......so if u have any problems.......jst drop by and thanks to internet piracy u can even download him onto ur comps..........so happy counselling everyone..... :)


**BTW that is my guitar and those r my hands.......just an info......thats all

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Death Of the System......

Blood met Mud......
Flesh met Metal......
And FEAR met COURAGE..........

All the news channels flashed "It's finally over"......really???
a women cried out loud..."god has answered my prayers.........My son came out safe"
And the next immediate scene was the funeral of Mr.Karkare and our very own Major.Sandeep Unnikrishnan............they never got to see what they fought for......to see Mumbai rejoicing....
Didn't karkare's or sandeep's relatives pray to GOD.......why didnt he answer their prayers.......what is wrong?????..........wen god can save one of the terrorists.......he could have definitely saved them......

I'm not going to talk abt our corrupt political system which has been the way it is for the past 61 years........and there r enough ppl on the blog talkin abt it.......
i want to know abt the higher system......the one above.......or the one below

What is wrong with this supreme system????

When there r so many child rapists , terrorists , corrupt politicians running around free........GOD chose to kill these 2 and many more brave guys.......

R brave guys supposed to die or something????

Wen is this GOD going to realise his system is worse than india's political sytem?????

Wen is he going to take another avatar????

Wen is he going to destroy the bad guys????

Have the devils hacked his system and stopping him to do the things that shud be done????

Some of u might answer these questions by calling it fate or it was meant to happen......but cant he change it for once.......just to prove everyone god does exist......Me being an atheist......if i had seen all the ppl coming out safe and all the terrorists dead.....i would have definitely started believing in GOD......so wat does this mean......i will never know.....

But whatever happens.......irrespective of god's existence.......i will continue to believe that india will one day succeed .......corruption free govt......education for all......more protection for our Commandos and police......I BELIEVE......I BELIEVE IN MYSELF..........I BELIEVE IN INDIA............

SO I"M NOT AN ATHEIST.......
Jai Hind

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Journey To The Centre Of My Brain









































My brain????
well....its not gonna be nerves and brain juice......its more abt the things that have influenced me.....been a part of my life or was a part of my life.......i've bored all of u with philosophical crap and emotional nonsense enough to last u a lifetime .......so it is PICTURE time children......

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Second Second

Yes............and we r still talkin abt it........it just got digital.....dats all.......a long time back wen we were sporting our first moustaches hoping it wud get bigger the next day [ which never did ] my frend had fallen in love for the nth time and he said once again "Dude , time stopped wen i was lookin at her" and i was totally lost......i wish it was so easy to stop time.......or atleast go back and say the things i shud have said or shudnt have said.......


then it all came screaming back.........time had stopped once for me too.......the butterflies in the stomach......ilayaraja music playin in the back of my head.......i didnt realise that i was in a place where time never cheated u........it listened to u.....helped u......stop.....start......rewind.......anything and this dimension existed in my very head.....unknown....savin me from death [ that never even existed in the first place ] of my memories..........convincing me that this was the best place to be in and it told me i was right..............but it was wrong.......i was pressing the wrong button all these days ........infact all the buttons were the same........
no stop......
no play.......
no rewind
.....

it only recorded everything......and i mean everythin in a box [ was this pandora?? ] that broke open wenever i saw a piece of my memory walkin on the road........scenes from a movie......and the usual "rain".....as always......waiting to prick u with its cold touch that reminded u once again of the pain that the box held within its stronghold......indestructible from outside.........this pain was once bliss giving u hope to do everything that u ever wanted to be..........but i fought it........fought it harder then i thought i could....

and here i'm today writing my heart out,,,,,i didnt even know i cud write so much.....but thats wat memories r all abt......holding things so small.......and i still have that box with me.........the only difference is now.......i can control wat shud be recorded into it........thats wat love does to u.....maturing and nurturing u like a mother.........so the second u lose ur love......dont lose heart...........coz the second one is on its way......................and thats wat my second second is all abt..........the last line is for all the dumbasses who didnt get the title..........

The Time Factor


ahhhh........yes.......TIME.......the immortal being......and i'm not talking abt the CAT training institute......The TIME which haunted me for so many years.......the TIME which i will always continue to hate.........and the TIME which i have a lot of now......i wanted to do something so that i could forget it ticking by....second after second.....making the horrible noise as if we dont know it is moving on without us.......so i played games to take my mind of it......then i realised they had TIMERS too.....screw it........so i started blogging.......

Being a very fickle guy , god knows [or does he ???] for how long i'm gonna continue this.....so u will have to calculate the risks involved if u wanna follow my blog.....especially the health ones......
This is my first blog.........and u r gonna love the rest of it too*


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